track list
1 Christmas Commentary
2 The Christmas Story
3 Santy For A Day
4 Oh Holy Crap
5 Fat Holiday Relatives
6 Singing Christmas Tree
7 A Letter To Shania Twain
8 O Little Girl From Birmingham
9 Waiter Commentary
10 Donny The Retard
11 Pissed-Off Christmas Poem
12 The Most Wonderful Ass
13 Titty Bar Christmas
14 Easy-To-Assemble
15 The First Queer Santy Claus
16 Fruitcake Commentary
17 Santy Claus, Santy Claus
18 I Pissed My Pants
19 Christmas Weight Gain
20 Grandpa's Thanksgiving Story
21 On The First Day Of Christmas
22 Redneck Santa Claus
23 Hark, The Hairlip Angel
24 A Letter To Santy Claus
25 Sticks And Horse Turds
26 Call A Doctor
27 Gift-Giving
28 I Wish My Mother-In-Law'd Get Hit By A Car
